The game of
spuntz would never have come into existance if it were not for a series of remarkable events.
First, millions of years ago, after dinosaurs built the pyramids, cavemen discovered that playing games was better than being killed. Fast forward millions of years to the year 2006 where an unlikely pair of guys sat at work, bored.
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The first of these two fellows was (and still is)
David Knobel. Handsome, eccentric, retarded, David is well known as the guy on the Orient Express who wasn't invited to participate in the murder. His commitment to spuntz is only exceeded by his desire to not be bald.
Hwan Hong is known to many as the "master of his domain". Hwan is both a hit with the ladies, and has a bit of the rabies... if you know what I mean... (because I don't.) Hwan's two-game spuntz winning streak in July, 2006 is currently his personal best. He'd like to give mad props to all his fanz.
Together, these two fellows combined their talents, pooled their resources, reheated their dinners, and avoided late-night homosexual experiences to create:
spuntz.